Valentine’s Day: The Gift She’s Been Waiting For

You thought it was diamonds, didn’t you? No, this is about something far more important. Something you probably hadn’t even thought about.

Separate Bathrooms.

I’ve gathered some data, (not using the scientific method at all) and 9 out of 10 women would prefer if their bathroom was off limits to everyone else one in their household. Eight out of 10 women agree that this is more important than diamonds.

We just want to pluck, shave, and wax in peace. We don’t want you looking at our different moisturizers, and conditioners and asking us why we have three different bottles of the same product. They’re all different I promise. We don’t want to share our space. I mean this in the most literal sense of the word…your toothbrush and brush are taking up much needed space.

So guys, just move on down the hall to the guest bathroom. If you don’t have a guest bathroom, consider this when you’re ready to lease a new place. A home with separate bathrooms is the gift that keeps on giving.

If this is not a feasible option, or you already have separate bathrooms, do not fear. There is a great alternative option:

Clean the house without being asked. Best gift ever.

-Just a thought

Written By: SM Grady

© 2018 SM Grady

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