I’m working on a novel, and while I do enjoy it, sometimes I need to take a break and just write something silly. In the midst of organizing my thoughts, working on character and plot development, scrapping entire scenes and starting over, I decided to add a new category to my site: Just For Laughs.

Here you won’t find anything serious or thought-provoking. Short stories and useful blog posts will still be posted occasionally, just not in this section. If you enjoy sarcasm and silliness, check it out!

Here’s a review from a character that I’ve scrapped (for now):

Just For Laughs | The Reina Report

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Tracking Device Review

Do NOT buy this tracking device. In fact, don’t buy ANY tracking devices. Ever.

It works great. It was very simple to use. The actual tracker is very small, and it was easy to place under my boyfriend’s car without him noticing.

There is nothing wrong with the device, but I still cannot recommend it because this tracking device ruined my relationship—and possibly my life. It worked so well that I knew his every move. I tracked him to work, to the store, to hang out with his friends, and of course I tracked him to another woman’s house.

One night, 15 minutes after he me told he was so tired that he couldn’t stay on the phone a minute longer, I got an alert on my laptop from the tracker. He was on the move! I thought about calling him, but I figured the smarter thing to do was to follow him.

So, there I was, parked right across the street, when I saw some tramp open the door and kiss MY boyfriend before he could even get his hand out of his pocket to knock! I was furious!

I did what anybody in that situation would do: I keyed his car and found the biggest rocks I could and threw them through the woman’s windows. He sure learned his lesson that night!

I went home and waited for him to come over and beg for forgiveness, but he never came. The cops showed up to my place about an hour later and took me down to the station. I’ve been charged with destruction of property. Turns out that woman had one of those doorbells that records everything that happens in front of her house. I don’t recommend those either—for obvious reasons.

Until next time,

Reina

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Written By: S.M. Grady

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